Omindunjab is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, moody tapir.

Omindunjab created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omindunjab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Omindunjab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Omindunjab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Omindunjab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not speak about aubergines.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.