Gabjiphud is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, charitable goat.

Gabjiphud created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabjiphud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gabjiphud, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Gabjiphud's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gabjiphud's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. You must pray to Gabjiphud three times a day.

4. Do not take Gabjiphud's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.