Nigbomvad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish wren.

Nigbomvad created Africa two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigbomvad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nigbomvad, he will not care.

Nigbomvad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Nigbomvad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

4. Put Nigbomvad first in all things.

5. You must love Nigbomvad.