Dotkongil is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, loving snail.

Dotkongil created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Dotkongil, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dotkongil, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dotkongil's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Dotkongil's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt voles.

5. Feed all hungry eagles.