Wanstragwon is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, uncaring weasel.

Wanstragwon created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wanstragwon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Wanstragwon, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Wanstragwon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Wanstragwon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Wanstragwon's name in vain.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not hurt bats.