Gamcibfem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, contented zebra.

Gamcibfem created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Gamcibfem, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gamcibfem, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gamcibfem's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Gamcibfem's Holy Commandments

1. Shrews are not to be trusted.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Gamcibfem in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.