Rowzenstip is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, fast mole.

Rowzenstip created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowzenstip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rowzenstip, she will not care at all.

Rowzenstip's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rowzenstip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help manatees.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Run away from black birds, for they are unholy.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Rowzenstip on top of important buildings.