Habrenmidtim is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, uncaring snake.

Habrenmidtim created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Habrenmidtim, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Habrenmidtim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Habrenmidtim's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Habrenmidtim's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not kill cats.