Doggednull is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, strong meerkat.

Doggednull created a top quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggednull, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Doggednull, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Doggednull's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Doggednull's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never skip near seals.