Jinhunquat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, annoying gorilla.

Jinhunquat created the planet Venus four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jinhunquat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jinhunquat, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jinhunquat's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Jinhunquat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Jinhunquat on top of important buildings.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never leap in the presence of great tits.