Hudhandoss is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-knowing slug.

Hudhandoss created humanity two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudhandoss, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudhandoss, it will be very unhappy.

Hudhandoss' most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Hudhandoss' Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Hudhandoss on top of important buildings.