Stipwadsak Hudkaptik Homkemhadsigparkyimhomgat is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, proud coyote.

Stipwadsak Hudkaptik Homkemhadsigparkyimhomgat created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stipwadsak Hudkaptik Homkemhadsigparkyimhomgat, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Stipwadsak Hudkaptik Homkemhadsigparkyimhomgat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stipwadsak Hudkaptik Homkemhadsigparkyimhomgat's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Stipwadsak Hudkaptik Homkemhadsigparkyimhomgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never eat garlic.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never feed cherries to capybaras while wearing white coats.