Tonkflabyog is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, ill-tempered wyvern.

Tonkflabyog created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tonkflabyog, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tonkflabyog, it will turn you into a rock.

Tonkflabyog's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Tonkflabyog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near seals while wearing red dresses and balancing eight silver spheres on your back.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.