Babyakved is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, witless manatee.

Babyakved created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Babyakved, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babyakved, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Babyakved's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Babyakved's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Babyakved.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never paint your face brown.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think about optics near cats while wearing yellow corsets and balancing nine gold spheres on your neck.