Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, moody dryad.

Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun created the planet Earth four years ago.

If you believe in Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun's Holy Commandments

1. Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

2. Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Legfarntofwanpinsag Henfedtun on top of all buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never think about optics near seals while wearing white kilts and balancing four lead spheres on your arms.