Zanfemriprat is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, witty skunk.

Zanfemriprat created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Zanfemriprat, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zanfemriprat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Zanfemriprat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zanfemriprat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Never mention seals.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.