Xemkoncep is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, fussy
goat.
Xemkoncep created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xemkoncep, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Xemkoncep, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Xemkoncep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Xemkoncep's Holy Commandments1. Never think ill of sick goats.
2. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Xemkoncep on top of important buildings.
3. Do not dye your hair blue.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Always pray immersed in water.