Lagmiting is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, cheerful otter.

Lagmiting created vertebrates nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagmiting, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lagmiting, it will turn you into a sheep.

Lagmiting's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Lagmiting's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Put Lagmiting first in all things.

5. Do not eat peanuts.