Gigjapgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical elephant.

Gigjapgeb created the planet Saturn two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigjapgeb, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigjapgeb, she will strike you with lightening.

Gigjapgeb's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gigjapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about special relativity near tortoises while wearing green jumpers and balancing nine platinum spheres on your legs.

2. Gigjapgeb must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Retreat if six sheep approach from the south.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.