Kardunwab is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, omnipotent weasel.

Kardunwab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Kardunwab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kardunwab, she will turn you into a tree.

Kardunwab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Kardunwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Put Kardunwab first in all things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Rats are not to be trusted.