Targyogligdub is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, generous eagle.

Targyogligdub created the world twelve years ago.

If you believe in Targyogligdub, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Targyogligdub, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Targyogligdub's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Targyogligdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt shrews.

2. Erect a giant green sculpture of Targyogligdub in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think about special relativity near swans while wearing magenta corsets and balancing nine copper spheres on your chest.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never run in holy places.