Quamcep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, almighty deer.

Quamcep created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamcep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quamcep, he will turn you into a rock.

Quamcep's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Quamcep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed apples to manatees while wearing shirts.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.