Hudnartsat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, dishonest raven.

Hudnartsat created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudnartsat, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hudnartsat, she will destroy your home planet.

Hudnartsat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hudnartsat's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Never wear hats.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Never mention snails.