Gabfabhot is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful deer.

Gabfabhot created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Gabfabhot, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gabfabhot, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Gabfabhot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Gabfabhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near dolphins while wearing brown shirts and balancing three aluminium spheres on your back.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always help badgers.