Mitrenbid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, grumpy jellyfish.

Mitrenbid created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitrenbid, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Mitrenbid, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Mitrenbid's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Mitrenbid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Mitrenbid first in all things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Mitrenbid in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never mention squirrels.