Monzanlin is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, wise salamander.

Monzanlin created carbon seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Monzanlin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Monzanlin, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Monzanlin's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Monzanlin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry great tits.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.

5. Always obey Monzanlin's priests.