Dobkonsad is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous bat.

Dobkonsad created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dobkonsad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobkonsad, it will be very sad.

Dobkonsad's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Dobkonsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair cyan.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not eat pineapples.

4. You must love Dobkonsad.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.