Veenrulran is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unthinking raven.

Veenrulran created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenrulran, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veenrulran, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Veenrulran's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Veenrulran's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Pray towards the south.