Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast toad.

Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snakes.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug.

5. Put Teenrawlog Lidmityamfumbabmatbug first in all things.