Tenxenwabdud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sage gnu.

Tenxenwabdud created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenxenwabdud, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tenxenwabdud, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Tenxenwabdud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tenxenwabdud's Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not take Tenxenwabdud's name in vain.

3. Never think about chromosomes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never look in ponds.