Veenmutgid is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, prudent hydra.

Veenmutgid created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenmutgid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Veenmutgid, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Veenmutgid's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Veenmutgid's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Veenmutgid.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Veenmutgid.

4. Foxes are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention doves.