Hadrappomtag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, confident manatee.

Hadrappomtag created the solar system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Hadrappomtag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hadrappomtag, it will ignore you.

Hadrappomtag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hadrappomtag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Do not listen to music.