Cipbombut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering tapir.

Cipbombut created an electron four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipbombut, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cipbombut, he will boil you in a big pot.

Cipbombut's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Cipbombut's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cipbombut in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not kill geese.