Nullgessbep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful swan.

Nullgessbep created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullgessbep, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nullgessbep, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nullgessbep's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nullgessbep's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

3. Never talk about optics near gulls while wearing gray shoes.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.