Megbottan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing salamander.

Megbottan created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Megbottan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megbottan, she will turn you into a dog.

Megbottan's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Megbottan's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. You must pray to Megbottan eight times a day.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not hurt ducks.