Rulcapjamyarlhatget is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured wren.

Rulcapjamyarlhatget created a charm quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulcapjamyarlhatget, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulcapjamyarlhatget, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rulcapjamyarlhatget's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rulcapjamyarlhatget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always help sick cats.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Always help sheep in need.

5. Never think about spacetime near grasshopers while wearing magenta coats and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your hands.