Padfagzan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, thoughtless dragon.

Padfagzan created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Padfagzan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Padfagzan, it will turn you into a puffin.

Padfagzan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Padfagzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum gravity near eagles while wearing red scarves and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

2. Hide from white otters for they are unholy.

3. Always help sheep.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not commit murder.