Jatbagtab is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, deceitful spider.

Jatbagtab created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Jatbagtab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Jatbagtab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Jatbagtab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jatbagtab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jatbagtab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about nebulae.