Yoktinrag is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-powerful shrew.

Yoktinrag created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yoktinrag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yoktinrag, it will turn you into a goat.

Yoktinrag's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Yoktinrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tapirs in need.

2. Yoktinrag loves seals, so they must be respected.

3. Run away from pink rats, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing corsets.

5. Never feed lots of onions to geese while wearing turquoise boots.