Cenflapdit is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, overgenerous cobra.

Cenflapdit created the Milkyway eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cenflapdit, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cenflapdit, she will send you a sign.

Cenflapdit's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cenflapdit's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cenflapdit.

3. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Do not hurt horses.