Flaggofrag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, weak shark.

Flaggofrag created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Flaggofrag, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flaggofrag, he will laugh at you.

Flaggofrag's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Flaggofrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not wear orange clothing.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about moons.