Yarprillkik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, weak goat.

Yarprillkik created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarprillkik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yarprillkik, he will turn you into a hamster.

Yarprillkik's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Yarprillkik's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Yarprillkik.

2. Always obey Yarprillkik's priests.

3. Put Yarprillkik first in all things.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. You must never eat nuts.