Vigyart is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent fox.

Vigyart created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigyart, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vigyart, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Vigyart's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vigyart's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Vigyart on top of important buildings.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Put Vigyart first in all things.

5. Never go into green rooms.