Nillrapbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, humorless parrot.

Nillrapbon created tapeworms eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillrapbon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nillrapbon, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nillrapbon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Nillrapbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not take Nillrapbon's name in vain.

5. Nillrapbon must be the most important thing in your life.