Venjabbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, moody goblin.

Venjabbit created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Venjabbit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Venjabbit, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Venjabbit's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Venjabbit's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not cook food in pots.