Zognill is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, selfish fairy.

Zognill created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Zognill, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zognill, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zognill's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Zognill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about nebulae.