Hunveglak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable lobster.

Hunveglak created light four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunveglak, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hunveglak, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Hunveglak's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Hunveglak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. You must pray to Hunveglak three times a day.

5. Never feed apples to horses while wearing magenta dresses.