Batfodsat is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic lion.

Batfodsat created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batfodsat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Batfodsat, she will turn you into a rock.

Batfodsat's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Batfodsat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must love Batfodsat.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.