Fudfarn is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, thoughtless rat.

Fudfarn created Mount Everest three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfarn, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fudfarn, she will throw large rocks at you.

Fudfarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fudfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green dresses.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Fudfarn loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Always help doves.