Bugflywat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, annoying slug.

Bugflywat created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugflywat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bugflywat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bugflywat's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bugflywat's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear indigo jumpers.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Bugflywat.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.